It’s been a hazy ten days – so much has happened in football
and although I have watched most games, they all feel like a distant and almost
unattainable memory. My thoughts have
become as transient as a water colour painting in the rain. As someone who has been fortunate enough not
to undergo many surgeries, I have been surprised by the overwhelming effects of
a relatively short general anaesthetic on my body.
I had a relatively minor operation on the 14th of
this month. This procedure was badly
timed for a multitude of reasons. Not
only was it Valentine’s Day but it was also my birthday and more importantly it
was the day of Chelsea’s first leg match, against Sparta Prague, at the start
of their Europa League campaign. Having
arrived at the hospital at midday (and had ‘nil by mouth’ since 8 am - a record time for abstinence!) I assumed
I would have undergone the procedure and been out of the recovery room in time
for the 6 pm kick off. The
anaesthesiologist, who came to talk to me about my impending shutting down
process, gave me the bad news that I was last in line and would have to wait
till 6.30 for my surgery. I exercised all my
powers of persuasion to try and skip the queue but he was unmoved, although he
promised to give me the football score as soon as he had rebooted me in the recovery
room. The surgeon then came in for a
fleeting pre-dissection chat and when I tried asking him to push my surgery forward using my
birthday as a rouse, he merely leant forward and planted a sloppy kiss on my
cheek while congratulating me.
My wonderful husband (who has turned out to be quite the
Stepford spouse these last ten days: cooking, washing, showering me, dabbing my
staples dry before changing my dressing and even changing the cat’s litter!!!) had
come to hospital equipped with every possible gadget in order to ensure I could
watch the match (which was being shown on ESPN). Even he had not anticipated the eventuality
that I may be lying in an operating theatre with my back cut open while the
match was on. His efforts were not
totally wasted as he had an underperforming Chelsea team keeping him company
while I was under the knife!
The anaesthesiologist was true to his word and told me the
score was 0-0 as he brought me round. I
remember pulling the oxygen mask off my face and saying he was lying. He then disappeared for what seemed like an
age before returning to say Oscar had scored for us and the match had ended in
a one nil Chelsea victory. Again I
remember pulling my oxygen mask off and accusing him of lying and justifying
myself by saying to him that Oscar had not been in the starting line up which I
had watched before being wheeled down to theatre. I am boring you with all these irrelevant
details because upon reflection I am shocked by the power of football and how
much meaning it is giving to my life these days. Although this is a sad and fairly accurate
representation of my rather meaningless existence, I am comforted and relieved
it is football I have turned to as my crutch and not religion. After all football is the common language
that unites seven billion people in over two hundred countries who speak
thousands of languages. The night before
my surgery, as I settled down to watch Real Madrid hoping they would punish
Manchester United, I heard the Sky reporter saying they were expecting a
television audience of 200 million to watch the clash of the titans. This overwhelming
statistic reassures me about my recent lifestyle choices or should I say
obsessions!
As it happened, the much anticipated Champion’s League tie
which had promised so much ended a 1-1 draw and left me suitably
underwhelmed. I hope the second leg
won’t disappoint and Jose Mourinho’s men will be able to tame Ferguson’s red
devils, although Manchester United will have the added advantage of playing at
home.
Talking of Champion’s League, the Barcelona away kit made me
wonder if I was still under sedation... how did AC Milan manage to play the
ball in-between the yellow and orange fluorescing Barca army (which looked like a
flock of canaries on acid had invaded the San Siro), let alone win two nil? It was a well deserved win and I was pleased
to see Kevin-Prince Boateng (whose haircut and goatie qualified him for joining
the tropical bird ranks) score.
Arsenal followed an embarrassing exit from the fifth round
of the FA cup at the boots of championship Blackburn Rovers with an equally
blush inducing 3-1 defeat to the 2012 Champion’s League runner’s up and
favourites Bayern Munich. It is not
impossible to turn their fortunes around – look at Chelsea last year who came
back from a 3-1 defeat to Napoli to win the second leg more than convincingly (4-1). Oh I almost forgot a Manager change was also possibly
responsible with RDM replacing AVB between the two legs. Maybe it is time for Arsene Wenger to find a
new club. 16 years of staying in the top
four of the premiership doesn’t seem to be cutting it anymore. The fans want silverware and are booing
louder in North London than disappointed fans in South West London. Thanks to Arsenal for taking some heat off
Chelsea and Rafa!!!
Talking of FA Cup fifth round, Manchester United beat
Reading – I was hoping for a miracle again!! Hats off to Reading’s Noel Hunt who
having been head butted by Vidic and bled over four changes of shirt, insisted
on coming back on and throwing his head in front of every Man U boot aiming for
the ball...I also admire him because he was given ‘staples’ at halftime to stop
the bleeding (they didn’t work!) and due to my recent acquaintance with human
staplers I felt like we belong in the same club! Chelsea won their fourth round replay against
Brentford at the Bridge. The first half
was dismal but the second ended with Chelsea winning having scored 4 goals
started by Juan Mata’s 54 minute strike.
Lampard was one of the scorers though unusually he missed a couple of
easy chances first – I hope closing in on Bobby Tambling’s 202 goal record is
not making him nervous – he is now 3 a way from equalling the record. Oscar added his name to the score sheet as
did John Terry I think for the first time since he scored and got injured in
the game against Liverpool back in November.
We now have Middlesbrough to conquer before meeting Manchester United in
the next round.
So much to talk about – I really can’t afford to take a break
in such a busy time and am conscious of going on. I can’t end without mentioning the Europa
League (which other than its distasteful mustard and maroon logo and ref
uniforms is as prestigious to me as the Champion’s League –well nearly as prestigious!)
Chelsea’s second leg last night at Stamford Bridge against Sparta Prague was a
near disaster had it not been for the substituted Eden Hazard coming on and
scoring the deciding goal at the 91st minute – it was a cracker and
justifies his huge transfer fee! Sadly
Petr Cech was unable to keep a clean sheet against his former club.
Tottenham managed a similar last minute win thanks to Moussa
Dembele’s goal and Newcastle also got through with a Shola Ameobi penalty. Liverpool missed out and even Louis Suarez'
heroics and the 3-1 score line were not enough to keep them in the
tournament.... Away goals are invaluable in these fixtures and Zenit St.
Petersburg made their two away goals at Anfield last week count.
The shock of the evening for me was Atletico Madrid losing
out to the Russian side Rubin Kazan . So
Chelsea is not the only team who can’t hold on to their crown in Europe....
with or without Falcao!!
At the time of the Riquelme family, who brought their first child to the world in the last days of June 1978, there were important things at that time. The family, leading an extremely poor life, was thinking about how to feed the children
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