Monday, April 15, 2013

Sergio Aguero Hits Rock Bottom

We are out of the FA Cup.....

It is ironic that the football club which denied us four consecutive FA Cup wins back in 2011,  is also the club responsible for knocking us out of the 2013 tournament and denying us the 'five out of seven' statistic.  Yesterday's semi final defeat at Wembely also brings to an end Chelsea's run of 29 games unbeaten in open play in the FA Cup competition.
  
Juan Mata called it 'A bitter return to Wembley'.  

I must admit the alarm bells started ringing a week ago while I struggled to watch the Manchester derby amidst the commotion of a weekly dart's evening which has evolved at our house since the introduction of the  dart board back in January.  Annoyingly, Manchester City looked like they were finding the form they had been missing this season.  Sergio Aguero came off the bench with something to prove and scored the winning  late goal, almost duplicating his heroics in the deciding game of last season, which saw City nicking the premiership from their Manchester rivals.

Even though the elusive sun had found its way through the clouds to shine on Wembley, I can't say the same for the fatigued Chelsea team.  Manchester City started the stronger and more determined side. The giant figure of an 'on form' Yaya Toure charging from box to box, dusting off any Chelsea resistance with embarrassing ease, set the tempo of the match.  The Ivorian midfielder, who is almost impossible to stop when he gathers a full head of steam, was instrumental in City's opening goal and was voted 'man of the match'.  Sergio Aguero doubled the lead two minutes into the second half and his goal seemed to somehow kick start  the Chelsea come back.  The introduction of Fernando Torres (Zorro!) into the game at 65 minutes, almost instantly led to Chelsea's first (and sadly only goal), another implausible and athletic goal for Demba Ba.  It needed to be something special to get past the six foot eight gargantuan figure of City's second goal keeper, Pantilimon.  Unfortunately our spirited second-half fight back wasn't quite enough to enable an equalizer, let alone a winner.  

I don't want to make excuses for why Chelsea lost and won't even discuss the 'should have been' penalty from Vincent Company's contact on Fernando Torres (the picture says it all!!).  I do just want to address the issue of Benitez not playing Frank Lampard.  My objection is not related to Frank's nationality,or the Englishness of the FA cup, or the fact that there were two foreign managers urging on nineteen foreign players and only three starting Englishmen - although come to think of it, maybe that should be my objection!  In the absence of Didier Drogba, and his much needed potency in front of goal in crucial matches, we needed a 'big player' to step up to the mark and help score an equaliser at Wembley.  In my opinion, Frank Lampard was the right man for the job.  Frank has played in 32 of the last 34 semi-finals and finals the club has been involved in.  If anyone understands what the Cup means to Chelsea FC it is Lampard.  The same could  be said of John Terry who was also sidelined by Benitez and kept Frank company on the substitutes' bench.  

My other issue with the match - and yes it has taken me four paragraphs to get to why my post is titled as it is - was Sergio Aguero's unpunished, unnecessary, unsportsmanlike and altogether rather barbaric attack on David Luiz's nether region.  Again the picture says it all.  I wish I could be as generous as David Luiz who said this about the attack:
"People said to me it was a bad tackle but I didn't see it because it was in my back. I don't like to speak about bad things. He needs to be honest with himself, he is a great player and scores great goals, makes a lot of people happy with his goals, and this is not his style. Sometimes people are angry for five seconds and do bad things, but I forgive him."

I found Aguero going unpunished by the referee, Chris Foy, nearly as offensive as the foul itself. I read the following in an article about the tackle in the Telegraph and found it very amusing: 
" Foy’s failure to punish Aguero was compounded by his decision not to award Chelsea an 88th minute penalty following Vincent Kompany’s shirt tug on Fernando Torres. Such was the anger among Chelsea supporters towards Foy, the Olympic cyclist Sir Chris Hoy was bombarded with condemnatory tweets due to fans mistakenly blaming him for the team’s defeat. In response, Hoy tweeted, ‘I guess Chris Foy’s having a shocker again today! :-)’"

Talking of violence on the pitch, I am pained to discuss the recent violence amongst football fans, namely Millwall fans at Wembley during the other FA Cup semi final against Wigan, and Newcastle fans after their 3-0 defeat by Paolo Di Canio's newly energised Sunderland.  Since watching the television coverage of the fighting, I have been haunted by the images of frightened children crying amongst the unruly fans.  Here is a quote from one of my posts a few weeks ago which I wrote after West Ham fans pelted Terry and Lampard with coins and missiles: " I really hope we are not returning to the times when the words 'football fan' and 'violent thug' were synonymous."  All I can do is reiterate these words.  

On a positive note, Zorro returned to a snow surrounded astroturf pitch in Russia to score the opening goal for Chelsea in the second leg Europa League quarter final against Rubin Kazan.  The 4-1 aggregate did not dampen the Russian club's enthusiasm and they bravely fought on. With Rafa resting all three amigos, the team did well to hang on.  It was all a bit nerve wracking especially when Rubin Kazan took the lead after a very dubious penalty decision.  Although the game ended 3-2 in favour of the home side (I should say the lodger's side as the Rubin Kazan ground was deemed unfit for play by UEFA and the game was played in Moscow instead), Chelsea won 5-3 on aggregate and meet Basel (who knocked out a 'Bale-less' Tottenham side) in the semi final of the competition.  Newcastle United also lost to Benfica leaving Chelsea as the last English team standing in Europe for a second year running.

The fight for third and fourth places in the premiership is hotting up with Arsenal making a late run.  I hope we can keep our heads when all about are losing theirs....

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream---and not make dreams your master;
If you can think---and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings---nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And---which is more---you'll be a Man, my son!








 

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad

Perhaps some of Kim Jong-un's tough talk this week has spilled into the Chelsea dressing room and specifically into Fernando Torres' ears.... the troubled Spaniard just scored two goals in one evening equaling his total number scored in his last 22 games! Ironically, Torres scored his 17th goal of the season in the 17th minute of Chelsea's first leg quarter final Europa League clash against the Russian Club Rubin Kazan. Although 17 (and even 18!) is a pretty respectable figure (and is definitely better than 11 which was last season's goal total), it seems fairly lacking when compared to 57 goals scored by Lionel Messi so far this season.  I shouldn't put a downer on Fernando's much needed two goals - and once again find myself hoping, (along with thousands of other blues supporters), that his latest conquests will go some way towards healing his bruised ego and that ultimately, his confidence and scoring prowess will be restored. sadly, I must add that experience has taught me not to hold my breath...  I was a crazy 'Zorro' fan as a child and don't know if that is responsible for me thinking that the fact that Torres was sporting a mask to protect his broken nose when scoring these goals, may actually work for him as a long term tactic.  Perhaps the mask helped protect more than his nose - is that where the expression 'saving face' comes from?  So maybe he should keep the mask as a regular feature - a bit like Petr Cech wearing a rugby hat to protect his skull - it could be the 'Mask of Torres'! I must also add that the Spaniard broke a club record by scoring on Thursday evening - the first player to score in seven different competitions in one season.

As implied by my 'Meat Loaf' loving title, we have won two out of our last three games since my last post, and we are hours away from the fourth - I started the post on Thursday evening having been inspired by Torres - then lost my mojo for a couple of days and now find myself chasing the clock before our kick off this afternoon against Sunderland (and their newly appointed, self proclaimed and self denied fascist manager, Paolo Di Canio) - all this so my title stands - I could always just change the title but that would be too easy and being a Chelsea supporter has taught me a thing or two about doing things the hard way!

I was privileged enough to be at Stamford Bridge on Monday and watch the slaying of the Red Devils. It was an honour to witness, first hand, Demba Ba's goal and Petr Cech's super human save from yet another cheeky Hernandez header. I can honestly say we deserved to win the match and look forward to our semi-final clash with Manchester City at Wembley.  Manchester City denied us the FA Cup in 2011 - had we won, we would have made FA Cup history by winning the cup four consecutive years.  Lets hope we can get past Mancini's men as we did their neighbours and find ourselves in yet another Cup Final.

At Stamford Bridge, I found myself sitting between two senior citizens - quite useful as it was a freezing cold day and their extra layers went some way to warming me up - as I discovered when one of them left his seat for a few minutes and I froze!!  Yes I was alone as I could only get one ticket but also recently find the ticket prices and the economic climate forcing me into more of a 'billy no mates' situation as I can't really justify spending an extra 50 or 60 pounds in order to give myself the comfort of having a buddy sitting next to me.  writing this, I have just realised my 'billy no mates' status extends into non football life too - I was trying to think if there was anyone I knew who could fund their own football habit and accompany me to the Bridge - my ageing  brain got stuck on the first part of the question: 'anyone I knew'.....!  Sorry I am being a bit self indulgent, getting back to where I was sitting - at half time I started chatting to the friendly gentleman on my right - he has been a season ticket holder for 30 years and knew many of the supporters sitting around us.  I felt his views deserved my respect... he said even though the team has a lot of individual talent, he was increasingly frustrated by the players looking like they... quote:
"think they can walk the ball into the back of the net!"
Demba Ba did prove him wrong on that but I guess I know what he means.  Talking of Ba, I know the goal was spectacular, but the last few matches he has played I have found myself getting quite frustrated with him (and at times 'Torres' frustrated!).  My 'heating' friend from the match and his mates all seemed in independent agreement with me during the first half of the FA Cup quarter final.  Statements such as : "it's getting so bad I want Rafa to bring Torres on", were being exchanged amongst other light hearted jabs at Ba's apparent inadequacies.  After the 'goal' the tide seem to turn.  Had Ba's game really improved or are supporters fickle enough to forget any complaints once a goal is scored.  If that is the case then Fernando is in luck!

I really should write my posts more often so they don't go on so much....

If you find yourself bored at all, I recommend you try and watch at least the highlights of the three Europa League games involving English Clubs - the Tottenham and Newcastle games were really good value.  I was much more entertained watching those games than the Champion's League draws on Tuesday and Wednesday evenings.  I am not just saying that because Chelsea is out of the Champion's League, I think I am being objective!  Although it was great to see Beckham back in Europe taking a free kick.  I found myself willing PSG on and was thrilled with their 90 +4 min equaliser, much to my daughter's boyfriend's annoyance - he supports Barca after Valencia.  Talking of my daughter's boyfriend, F, he has become a champion score predictor for all kinds of matches.   As I gave up predicting Chelsea scores, F and my daughter K, took over the mantle.  Since January, F has received four emails from Chelsea FC congratulating him on 100% correct predictions of score and scorers.  His success has unfortunately led him into the bookies where he won quite a few pounds correctly guessing Real Madrid would beat Galatasaray 3-0 and that the Malaga v Dortmund tie would end in a draw. Winning is the biggest promoter of gambling and F is either very lucky or psychic!  His horse came in fifth yesterday in the Grand National so hopefully his betting ways are only temporary! (My 66-1 each way bet came in fourth - I chose it because of it's name: 'Oscar Time'!  Thanks Oscar!)

So many crucial players picked up injuries this last week:
Ashley Cole, Lionel Messi, Aaron Lennon, Gareth Bale.... the list goes on but I have mentioned the most obvious (and important to Chelsea's campaign, apart from Messi of course!).  I feel a little guilty about Gareth Bale as when Lennon went off injured in their game against Basel (who did well to score two away goals even though the match ended 2-2), I had a fleeting and hugely uncharitable thought: "wouldn't it have helped our top four Premeiership chances more if it had been Bale".... I am ashamed of this 'intrusive thought' which found it's own way into my brain, a little like a pocket of 'hot air' involuntarily finding it's own way out of oneself, usually in the company of important strangers!  Writing f**t would have been easier but I didn't want to offend any sensitive readers!  I would never wish injury on any player - I think it must be the worst thing for any sports person to deal with and I repeat, the thought was an involuntary one.  Needless to say that when Gareth Bale was stretchered off near the end of the match, I was filled with guilt and remorse.  I wish all the injured players a speedy recovery.  AVB has since confirmed Bale will only be out for a couple of games... Oh no another intrusive thought/f**t ... "why couldn't he wait till after the Chelsea game..."

Talking about Swiss football teams just reminded me, check out this clip:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iipck7ZVlw0



Better end as am off to Stamford Bridge again today to see for myself any evidence of Paolo Di Canio raising his arm to a 45 degree angle!!

Last thing before I go,  a few lyrics from Meat Loaf to end with:

"Now don't be sad (Don't be sad) 
'Cause two out of three ain't bad 
Now don't be sad (Don't) 
'Cause two out of three ain't bad 
Baby we can talk all night 
But that ain't getting us nowhere..."